A cappella version of Dr Dre's bitches ain't shit

This contains swears, is all wrong, etc... But still - amazing harmonies...

Incredible Arnold Schwartzenegger-themed heavy metal band

Warning: contains swears, and scenes from Total Recall, of an **eye-watering nature**.



This band, Arnocorps, have singlehandedly created a new genre in 'Arno-Core', amazing!

Spotted by FilmDrunk - nice work lads!

I think I smell a Facebook rat, or why I now fear having trusted my personal details to the empire of a 21 year-old

from:Facebook
to: me
29 Nov (1 day ago)

Unfortunately, the settings that control which email notifications get sent to you were lost. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

To reset your email notification settings, go to:

http://www.facebook.com/editaccount.php?notifications

Thanks,
The Facebook Team

Hmmm... Funny how all my email notification settings were on 'off', and are now set to 'on'. Is this just a desperate attempt by Zuckerberg & co to keep driving up page views? More of the fabled 'growth' he's constantly talking about...

Now I come to think about it, perhaps I shouldn't have uploaded all those photos of myself hepped up on catnip... Who knows where they might end up... Yipes!

Sasper: the homosexual ghost

Is this offensive?

Passive-aggression, Bob Dylan-style

The internet now enables us to message friends via Bob Dylan video - joy!

But just look what happens:



What brought on this barrage of bile? Could it be the equally disparaging Subterranean Homesick Bitch-out below?

Wasp watch with Bill Oddie

The wasp is somewhere in the room.

I can't see him now, but I can smell him.

Leg stings. Wasp must pay.

UPDATE: Abandoning my plan to sever him with a kitchen knife, I slap him in the face with a rolled up copy of the Economist on the window.

Eat that, jumped-up leery caterpillaronwings

Feel the force of Capitalism, bitch.

Yeah - you like that? Yeah? You like that, huh? How d'you like this?

Natureredintoothandclaw 1 - me frikkin' 5, dude.

Leg still stings though.

Bastard arthropods.

Insomnia (part 2)

As if it wasn't bad enough I just woke up at 4:30, an invisiblebastardshitting wasp just stung my leg.

Frikkin' selfish bastard.

Say what you like about bees, least they have the decency to top themselves when they strike.

And give a little back.

What's the major shitting wasp-y contribution to society?

Sod all, 'less you count stinging people at 4am.

Useless frikking variegatedparasiticscumbags. Wannabe caterpilla'

We need another 'Nam -

That'll thin out their numbers good and fast.

Oh wait...

A message of love to the makers of 'the Painted Veil'

John Curran (direction) I love you.

Ron Nyswaner (writer) my beautiful namesake, I kiss you.

William Somerset Maugham (novel) I vicariously pat you on your semi-Victorian back.

Ed Norton and Naomi Watts (co-stars and producers) lets have a 3-way (Ed - I don't even care if we 'cross swords'.)

I'm not one for the whole repressedenglishremainsofthemerchantivory thing, but your film about cholerainchina really lights my ring.

And the climactic song? 'A la claire fontaine?' bootiful, I tells ya. Here - check this...

No wait, that's a bad example... Ah, what the hell, here it is in Chinese...



Damn internet.

(Buy 'the Painted Veil'.)